Danger Dick Crochet

This bright red, soft, and slightly sassy crochet creation is equal parts chaos and charm. Handcrafted with care (and probably a little giggling), Danger Dick is here to bring love, laughter, and a slight sense of alarm to any shelf, desk, or Valentine’s gift bag.

With his plump little stitches, perfectly rounded personality, and unapologetically bold colour, he’s not just a crochet project — he’s a statement. A statement that says:

“I’m handmade, I’m hilarious, and I might be blushing.”

Some say he’s a symbol of passion. Others say he’s just really proud of his yarn. Either way, one thing’s for sure — handle with giggles! ❤️😄