{"product_id":"sir-swims-a-lot-crochet","title":"Sir Swims-A-Lot Crochet","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💦🧶 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet Sir Squirts-a-Lot – The Big Cheese of the Swim Team!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😂🤍\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚨 BIG SWIMMER ALERT! 🚨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake way, everyone… Sir Squirts-a-Lot has arrived, and he's making a BIG splash! 💦🤣 This chunky little gentleman is rocking his fluffy white crochet body, big glossy eyes, rosy cheeks, and cheeky smile. He's a big boy with an even bigger personality, and he's ready to wiggle his way straight into your heart! 🤍\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💦 Why You'll Love Him\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧶 Lovingly handmade with super-soft, chunky yarn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👀 Big shiny eyes and the cutest rosy cheeks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🤍 An oversized little swimmer with bags of character\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e😂 The perfect cheeky gift for birthdays, hen parties, or anyone with a naughty sense of humour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 Guaranteed to get a few giggles and raise a few eyebrows!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether he's swimming into someone's life as a hilarious surprise or taking pride of place in your novelty collection, Sir Squirts-a-Lot is ready to steal the show!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e May cause uncontrollable giggling and immature jokes. Handle with humour! 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe's not just a little swimmer… he's the whole ocean!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🌊💦🤍\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tease \u0026 Please Limited","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48368525902022,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0640\/4941\/4342\/files\/Bigsperm.jpg?v=1792420255","url":"https:\/\/www.teaseandplease.uk\/products\/sir-swims-a-lot-crochet","provider":"Tease \u0026 Please Limited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}